Chuck Norris created the ninja turtles. How it happened was he swallowed 4 baby turtles whole and when he crapped them out they were 6 feet tall and had learned karate.

Brokeback Mountain is the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris' backyard.

They wanted to add Chuck Norris to mount Rushmore, but the granite isn't hard enough.

Whenever Chuck is feeling depressed he round-house kicks himself in the head. This makes him happy because he knows he is the only person who can survive a Chuck Norris round-house.

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I don't get much time online anymore, so all those who faved my artworks and watch my page, I will be trying to get around to you ASAP.

Quote of the day:
"You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres." *WHAP!*

All sorts of rumours and lies are spreading about DA as to the nature of my personal character.
To anyone who thinks they can judge me simply by what they hear others say:

Fuck you.

Have a nice day.

won the 10,000 hits request. Sorry to all others who missed it.

If you wanna give me a call, here is my phone number

0438697886

International callers will have to add the calling code for Australia, which I think is +61

Okay. Whoever gets the 10,000th hit and gets a screen shot can have a request of anything they like of any content of any rating