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Chuck Norris Facts

Sat Sep 5, 2009, 3:48 PM
  • Mood: Eager
  • Eating: danger and crapping victory
Chuck Norris created the ninja turtles. How it happened was he swallowed 4 baby turtles whole and when he crapped them out they were 6 feet tall and had learned karate.

Brokeback Mountain is the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris' backyard.

They wanted to add Chuck Norris to mount Rushmore, but the granite isn't hard enough.

Whenever Chuck is feeling depressed he round-house kicks himself in the head. This makes him happy because he knows he is the only person who can survive a Chuck Norris round-house.

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~Competitior Oct 11, 2009, 11:08:38 AM
Hello Random Deviant, want to join in on a competition in wich you can enter your own OC? [link]
:iconowenicus:
~Owenicus Oct 22, 2009, 2:10:48 PM
Sounds interesting but what is "NoMoreHeroes"?

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Live fast, fight hard, die free.
:iconzelyn-chan:
=Zelyn-Chan Jul 23, 2009, 8:20:44 PM
>w> Amber found you on facebook. XDDDDDDDDDD I used my email to search for
friends, and you popped up. o3o I sent you a friend request

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:heart: 2.12.09-- Simply Unstoppable***
.:'-':.You've done all the things that could kill you somehow and you're so far down, But you will survive it somehow because life starts now.:'-':.
10/10/08--R.I.P, forever in our hearts.
:iconturbolover175:
~turbolover175 Jun 29, 2009, 1:53:18 AM
Here's a much shorter joke:

Who's Soulja Boy's biggest fan?

YOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

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Shego's Words of Wisdom-

I LIKE KISSY FACE!

Mmm, that's good cocoa moo!

Cold weather, perfect for cuddling!

Yaaaayyyyy! :giggle:

Sic semper tyrannus, *wheee!* (throws UVA graduation cap in air)
:iconowenicus:
~Owenicus Jun 29, 2009, 4:09:42 PM
Oh that's cold, baby. hahaha :)

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Live fast, fight hard, die free.
:iconturbolover175:
~turbolover175 Jun 29, 2009, 11:23:32 PM
Chuck Norris once leaned against a tower in Pisa, Italy.

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Shego's Words of Wisdom-

I LIKE KISSY FACE!

Mmm, that's good cocoa moo!

Cold weather, perfect for cuddling!

Yaaaayyyyy! :giggle:

Sic semper tyrannus, *wheee!* (throws UVA graduation cap in air)
:iconowenicus:
~Owenicus Jul 4, 2009, 5:36:41 PM
Brokeback Mountain is the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris' front yard.

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Live fast, fight hard, die free.
:iconturbolover175:
~turbolover175 Jul 5, 2009, 1:02:24 AM
Chuck Norris has a sign in front of his ranch that has a silhouette of a gun and the words "We don't dial 911". No, he seriously does.

--
Shego's Words of Wisdom-

I LIKE KISSY FACE!

Mmm, that's good cocoa moo!

Cold weather, perfect for cuddling!

Yaaaayyyyy! :giggle:

Sic semper tyrannus, *wheee!* (throws UVA graduation cap in air)
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