Brokeback Mountain is the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris' backyard.
They wanted to add Chuck Norris to mount Rushmore, but the granite isn't hard enough.
Whenever Chuck is feeling depressed he round-house kicks himself in the head. This makes him happy because he knows he is the only person who can survive a Chuck Norris round-house.
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Live fast, fight hard, die free.
friends, and you popped up. o3o I sent you a friend request
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.:'-':.You've done all the things that could kill you somehow and you're so far down, But you will survive it somehow because life starts now.:'-':.
10/10/08--R.I.P, forever in our hearts.
Who's Soulja Boy's biggest fan?
YOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
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Shego's Words of Wisdom-
I LIKE KISSY FACE!
Mmm, that's good cocoa moo!
Cold weather, perfect for cuddling!
Yaaaayyyyy!
Sic semper tyrannus, *wheee!* (throws UVA graduation cap in air)
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Live fast, fight hard, die free.
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Shego's Words of Wisdom-
I LIKE KISSY FACE!
Mmm, that's good cocoa moo!
Cold weather, perfect for cuddling!
Yaaaayyyyy!
Sic semper tyrannus, *wheee!* (throws UVA graduation cap in air)
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Live fast, fight hard, die free.
--
Shego's Words of Wisdom-
I LIKE KISSY FACE!
Mmm, that's good cocoa moo!
Cold weather, perfect for cuddling!
Yaaaayyyyy!
Sic semper tyrannus, *wheee!* (throws UVA graduation cap in air)
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